Happy Election Day, Mr. Trump.
During your fireside chat, would you please read the transcript from the ambassador you appointed?
That’s the one where he and your lawyer told the Ukraine government that they wouldn’t get the military aid that Congress approved for them unless they investigated your latest cockamamie conspiracy theory and announced it on Tucker Carlson’s opinion show on Fox News.
When Ukraine’s president didn’t act, the military aid they needed to fight off another invasion from (checks notes) Russia was frozen.
That’s the military aid about which the Chief of Staff you appointed said to a room full of reporters and on video,
“Get over it. There’s going to be political influence in foreign policy. Elections have consequences.”
I know that your Chief of Staff then denied saying it and said that he had been misinterpreted so you can watch the video for yourself, grab him by his pussy, and fire him later.
But for the fireside chat, please, please, please read those transcripts instead of the edited one that the White House released from the call with Ukraine. No one needs a phone call transcript or other witnesses. Two ambassadors and a US Army Colonel, a ranger in fact, a strong, very powerful man, have already provided sworn testimony about your illegal activity.
(sniffs) Do you smell brimstone?
P.S. When you leave office after Leader McConnell privately tells you that he can’t protect you, please take with you the handbag designer you brought to the West Wing and that grifter she married.